21. June 2008 by Ria.

This is the final episode of the Suzumiya series, so I’m gonna have a party later, to celebrate the fact that I actually finished a series! Hey, I’m working on finishing the others don’t give me a hard time about it. Now in this episode, I don’t know what in the hell is going on.

In fact, I don’t think there’s even a plot, I guess it’s just an episode where they’re not doing anything special, just clowning around. Only thing is, I can see that anywhere, so give me a damn break!

Haruhi obtains a heater from the guy that owns the appliance store that sponsored her crazy movie. Only thing is, she is way too important to carry it herself, so she orders Kyon to go pick it up. Now Kyon tries to stand up for himself, by asking Haruhi why she won’t go get it, and she says that she has more important things to attend to.

Itsuki can’t do it, ’cause he’s a Deputy Chief, and I guess Yuki can’t do it ’cause she might actually slap Haruhi into the middle of next week. “Oh well Kyon, since you’re the club’s  doormat, I guess you have to do it.”

So now the rest of the episode revolves around Kyon traveling up and down hills in the cold to get this heater, and Haruhi taking pictures of Mikuru for the cover of her DVD. Ew. It’s a good thing that this is the last episode, so we don’t have to be around when she finishes her DVD.

In the last scene, we see Kyon, and Haruhi walking home in the rain. “Bye, you lame ducks, nice knowing you! Sorry it didn’t end so well, but you’ll have to take that up with the writer. And who knows, maybe it’s not over, just don’t stand around holding your breath.

I’m really gonna miss Yuki, and Itsuki. Yeah, I know Yuki didn’t talk much, but she’s smarter than Haruhi, and prettier than Mikuru. She had it goin’ on. Okay, so Itsuki was too laid back, and was always in a good mood, but don’t you need someone like that in your posse? Next on the anime list, more Black Blood Brothers, more Naruto, Descendants of Darkness, and Trinity Blood.

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21. June 2008 by Ria.

This episode was actually good, but since Haruhi gets her way in the end again, I had to take off 1/2 a star. The president of the computer club challenges the SOS Brigade to an online space battle simulator game called The Day of Sagittarius. I see he’s still pissed off that Haruhi bullied him out of his computer a few episodes back.

Haruhi must have developed Alzheimer’s or something ’cause she acts like she doesn’t remember the day she blackmailed them. “Well Haruhi, go back to episode 2, and you’ll see exactly what you did. Now to the terms of the game. If the Brigade wins, they will get 5 new laptops. If the computer club wins, they will get their computer back.

Is that all? Well, to even things out, Haruhi offers up Yuki, or Mikuru. What? Why is she trying to offer up her club members like that, why doesn’t she offer up herself? Actually, Kyon suggests that she does just that, and this is how Haruhi responds……..She states that she is the divine and sacred figure of the SOS Brigade.

Yeah, whatever. Now she did eventually offer up herself, but the computer club members decided to pass on that. That was a big mistake, ’cause just think of what they could have done to her if they won the game. They could beat the crap out of her on a daily basis.

They could make her scrub the floors, and go on lengthy errands. They could have her put on a maid outfit, and serve hot drinks. Man, they missed out on a perfect opportunity. Oh wait, I forgot about the closed space, so maybe we should forget that plan.

Haruhi accepts the challenge, and on the way home, Kyon tells Itsuki, and Yuki not to use their alien powers to win the game. Haruhi will just learn to accept the outcome, whatever that may be. Now Itsuki thinks that Kyon is just saying this ’cause he trusts that Haruhi will not create a closed space if her team loses.

But Itsuki tells Kyon that Haruhi trusts that Kyon will lead them into battle, and win the game. However, I don’t think this is the case. Haruhi is just a self-centered brat, and she thinks that life is about getting everything that you want, so Kyon really doesn’t have anything to do with this.

The Brigade gets one week to prepare for the final showdown. First day of training, they suck. Second day, they still suck. Third day, same thing, and so and so forth. Now the day of the battle has come upon them, and now it’s time to see just how bad the Brigade really are.

The computer club is racking up points right from the start, by using their hit and run tactics, and hitting the Brigade’s fleets from both sides. Yuki, the computer master splits her fleet up, but Kyon warns her again not to cheat, even though they’re getting owned right now.

Yuki responds by saying that it’s the computer club that cheating, by deactivating the scouting mode. This means that the Brigade can’t see the club’s positions, but they can see theirs. Now this is really retarded, why would the computer club feel the need to cheat, when they were the ones that developed the game?

Well, they dug their own grave, ’cause Yuki modified the program to assure equal playing positions, and the computer club ended up losing. So once again Haruhi wins, and she shouldn’t have. BOOOOOOOO!

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21. June 2008 by Ria.

I am on the last Haruhi DVD, as there are 3 episodes left in this series, and I’m so glad! I’ve about had it with Ms. Suzumiya, even Kyon is starting to get on my nerves, and if the series wasn’t ending soon, I probably would have dropped it.

This episode takes place at the School Arts Festival, where Yuki is a fortune teller , but is going a little overboard by telling this guy everything that may happen to him every single minute. Itsuki is acting in this play, but I don’t know who’s he’s supposed to be, or what in the hell he’s talkin’ about, and apparently all the girls don’t care. (look at picture below).

Mikuru is serving food in this lame waitress outfit, and apparently all the guys don’t seem to care. (proceed to picture below).

And then there’s Kyon, who’s doing absolutely nothing. Well, he wanted to hang out with his buddies, but he was concerned about what Haruhi would do if she caught him hitting on another girl. But he’s so stupid for actually giving a damn what Haruhi thinks.

Haruhi fills in as lead vocalist and guitarist for the rock club group called Enoz, so for a good 15 minutes, I had to suffer through listening to her screech out a couple of tunes in that skanky bunny outift. Now her schoolmates thought she was awesome, but that’s only because they’re young, and don’t know nothin’.

Yuki is also filling in on guitar, and she can play pretty well, and she also looks cool in that witch outfit. Yeah I know, I’m just a Haruhi hater, but I admitted it a long time ago, I can’t stand her rude, arrogant, stuck-up ass! And now I have to sit through most of this episode watching her trying to attract more attention to herself by playing in a band, wearing a bunny outfit.

Between songs, Haruhi actually gives credit to the band members of Enoz, now I’m kind of shocked about that. I was sure she was going to try to hog all the glory and fame, but she didn’t. Oh, I get it, she’s kind and polite to others, but she treats Kyon, and Mikuru like crap.

Well, I guess it could be worst, she could be walking down the street, and get attacked by a couple of muggers. Then the Shinjins would come, and the world might come to an end (sigh). But don’t worry, we only have to endure a little more of Haruhi getting her way, and then the series is over, yeah!

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