20. October 2008 by Ria.

This episode is kind of boring, but hell, what do you want me to do about it? It starts off with our favorite rich boy Endo who is on his way out of town (thank goodness), but he hooks up with Keita before making the trip. So the two of them go have breakfast, or lunch, but they’re also boring the hell out of me.

However, I wake up just in time to see one of my favorite pretty boys Naruse spoil their fun by trying to seduce Keita once again. And of course Endo is all pissed off that Naruse is moving in on his future main squeeze. 

I don’t see why the decision should be so hard. Endo may be a rich boy, but so what! Naruse is hotter lookin’, and Keita can chase after money well into his late 20’s so he better not waste this chance by being a dumbass! Now I think Keita would have went for it, but since he already promised to go out with Endo, he had to politely decline Naruse’s offer.

Damn! I wonder if there’s any way to get my phone number over to Naruse, but first I have to find out if I’m his type. Later on Endo and Keita are supposed to get together for dinner, but unfortunately he gets caught up in a lot of paperwork at school, so he sends Keita a text message telling him not to wait up.

Can you believe that stuff? The two of them practically just met, and already Endo is skipping out on dates. See, I knew Keita should have went out with Naruse. Now the poor guy is playing the waiting by the phone game, and for those that have been in love before, you know how painful it can be, just look at the picture below.

How many of you have found yourself in this position? Waiting for your hot date to call, so you sleep with the phone by your side? How sad. Keita never gets the call, so he cuts to the chase by stopping by Endo’s dorm, probably to try to catch him with another man, or woman, then slap the shit out of him. Hell, I would.

Keita arrives, but finds no one but Endo, but so what, he still has a right to be pissed off. That’s a bad way to start off a relationship, bailing out on dates, and not returning calls. Endo starts talkin’ crap, like how he was so busy at work, and blah, blah, blah. That has got to be the lamest and most common excuse ever uttered in this universe. He couldn’t come up with anything better than that?

Keita is still pissed off, but quickly forgives him (frown), and they go out on their lame date. How do I know it was lame you ask? ‘Cause I was the one who had to sit through the whole thing!

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24. September 2008 by Ria.

……..and speaking of Tonosama the cat, not only did he chew up Shinomiya’s toothbrush, but he’s missing again, but who cares? Obviously everyone does since Shichijo made him a collar with a transmitter embedded in it, to keep track of his whereabouts. Okay, now I’ve heard everything.

Keita, Endo and the others follow the signal to a boarded up place somewhere on campus. They remove the board and find a creepy stairway. “That’s okay guys, you go on down there, and I’ll stay here behind the computer where I should be.” So they run down the stairs and find a door with a lot of graffiti on it, saying things like, “Entering will be the last thing you do.” and “A road to either heaven or hell.”

Now Keita (being the scardey-cat that he is) would like to turn back, but Umino isn’t scared. After all, it is his cat, and I’m sure he wants him back. Only thing is, the door won’t open, so Naruse goes and gets Shinomiya who has the master key. Kaoru just happens to be there, so he comes along too, and…..wait a minute, “Naruse, CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR HAND OFF OF KEITA’S SHOULDER BEFORE ENDO BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!”

Okay where was I? Oh yeah, so Shinomiya unlocks the door, Umino opens it, out jumps Tonosama, and the door slams shut. Only thing is, Naruse and Shinomiya are on the other side of it, checking things out. Kaoru tries to open the door back up to get the others out, but it won’t budge. Uh oh, should I call 911?

The king shows up, and with all his strength, is able to open the door all by himself, but not without a heavy strain. So the king and Kaoru go in to find the others, and tells Endo and Keita to stay behind and keep the door open. But we all know Keita is a weak fool, and has a hard time keeping the door from closing.

Shunsuke startles them by rushing in, looking for The King, and because of that, Keita and Endo let go of the door. “Good going guys, now what?” So now we have the three of them trying to open that damn door, and they’re having no luck. “What’s wrong with you dudes? Do I have to get on a plane, and come all the way over there to open it for you?”

Shunsuke goes for help, and comes back with Iwai, the president of the art club? What in the hell can he do? Now instead of trying to open the door, Shunsuke starts analyzing the condition of the paint, are you kidding me?

Nakajima shows up on the scene and is miraculously able to open the door. Everyone goes flying in except he and Endo, and once again the door slams shut behind them. Nakajima leaves, like he doesn’t give a damn, and Endo wigs out, wondering if Keita will be all right. Maybe he’s really worried that Naruse will try to steal a kiss from Keita, I don’t know.

Meanwhile Keita and the others are in this crawlspace that leads them to an opening above. Iwai goes first, but doesn’t come back. Shunsuke goes next, and he too doesn’t come back, but sends Keita a text message telling him don’t come up there. But why can’t he go up there? He can’t go back the other way because the door won’t open, remember?

Keita finally gets some guts, and crawls out of the hole anyway. Is death waiting for him on the other side? No, its the female staff, and they are totally pissed off! They also have all of my gorgeous gakuen guys sitting on a bench, looking stupid. “That’s right girls, shake that finger in their faces and tell them they’re a bunch of perverts!” Yeah, I know they’re not the ones who dug that hole, but it’s nice to see them get scolded anyway.

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21. September 2008 by Ria.

It’s Keita’s first day of class and Kazuki starts fussing over him, worried that he might not make it through the day. “Well Kazuki, you really need to mind your own business and just make sure that you pass all your classes, okay?” Shinomiya (aka Niwa’s clone and captain of the archery club) walks by and lets them know that Keita’s welcoming party will take place in a …………..

Hell yeah baby, I am so there! Who cares if I wasn’t invited? Now wait, before everybody gets all excited, the whole fiasco ends up being nothing but a laidback party with a bunch of guys. Awwww, and you thought it was gonna get steamy, sorry to disappoint you. So now they’re having this huge party for Keita, but I want to know what in the hell for? What did he ever do for anybody?

Maybe I should rephrase the question and ask, what is he gonna do for everybody? Nakajima (aka blue haired pervert) says that since so many dudes went out of their way to attend this party, Keita will pay up the butt. No, I’m just joking, but he did say that there will be some price to pay.

Well, it looks like Keita has something prepared. Uh oh, is he gonna drop his underwear? I’m sure everyone (except me) will love that! Well, the guys never get a chance to find out what it is, since the last 7 minutes of the episode is spent trying to find out who used Shinomiya’s toothbrush.

“Don’t worry Shinomiya, I’ll help you find out who did it, you just sit tight. “ATTENTION ALL YOU MORONS! WHO IN THE HELL USED SHINOMIYA’S TOOTHBRUSH? IDENTIFY YOURSELF SO THAT YOU CAN GET A BEATDOWN FOR INTERRUPTING THIS PARTY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!”

Well, it’s nice to know I’ve got everybody’s attention. Niwa laughs, and decides to help me nail down the culprit. We’ve got three clues here:

Clue 1-The person was very desperate to brush his teeth.

Clue 2-The person has the hots for Shinomiya.

Clue 3-The person ate pot stickers.

Okay, who do we have left?

Oh brother, it was Tonosama, the dumb ass cat. Actually, I was hoping it was Keita. Then everyone would hate him, and take turns stomping him into the ground.

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