25. October 2008 by Ria.

Now listen up closely, this is Kuukaku’s plan……Ichigo and friends are supposed to concentrate their spirit energy to create a cannonball that will punch a hole through the Soul Society barrier. Now Orihime, Chad, and Uryuu can create a cannonball, but Ichigo is having a hard time getting it right.

Okay, that’s disturbing. You mean to tell me that Orihime (aka Dumb Chick) can utilize her spirit energy, and Ichigo is too stupid to learn how to use his? Ganju ends up feeling sorry for him (though I don’t know why), and tells him about a technique that he uses in order to get in touch with his spirit energy, and it goes something like this……….

Draw a circle inside your mind, then imagine yourself jumping through that circle. So now Ichigo tries this technique and then………………

Damn, he is way out of control, “Somebody stops this dude, he’s tearing the place up!” After being yelled at by Kuukaku, Ichigo is able to reduce his cannonball to a normal size, but it breaks when he loses his concentration. “Didn’t Kuukaku tell him that if he didn’t concentrate, he’d blow up?

Ganju tries to get out of it, but he gets knocked around too for helping Ichigo out. See, he should have just sat his fat ass down and kept his big trap shut. Okay, let’s leave the crazy people to themselves, and zoom in on the pow wow session being held for all the captains, since Ichimaru screwed up by letting Ichigo live.

Now when asked why he didn’t put Ichigo out of his misery when he had a chance, Ichimaru gives some weak apology, and says that he will accept whatever punishment deemed necessary. “Yeah, let’s punish him, and for starters, we’ll smack that smirk right off his face, and throw his ass in jail, I’m all for that!”

What is this clown up to? And what fool would make this dude a captain anyway? Let’s hope we find out in the next episode!

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23. October 2008 by Ria.

Awwww, look at Rukia all tied up like a present being escorted to the repentance cell until the day of her execution which should be in a few weeks. Only thing is, why wait that long? Just throw her ass off a cliff right now, and it’ll all be over and done with, why prolong things? Hey, I just thought of something, wouldn’t it be funny if Ichigo wasted all his time and strength trying to rescue Rukia, only to find out that she was already dead?

So Rukia gets dropped off, and before he leaves, Renji opens his big ass mouth to tell her that Ichigo is trying to get into the Soul Society to rescue her. That was a dumb thing to do, why give her hope? Later on, Renji is greeted by Aizen, Captain of the 5th division. He pulls Renji to the side to ask him if Rukia deserves to die.

Renji is taken aback by the question, I guess because he’s the type of guy that follows orders, and doesn’t pay attention to ethics. “Don’t worry Renji, I will answer the question for you. YES, RUKIA DESERVES TO DIE! She’s too short and ugly, and I still don’t know why the writers put her in the show anyway, ’cause she’s useless!”

And now she has to be rescued, how typical. Anyway enough of Rukia, let’s meet Kuukaku Shiba, fireworks expert of the Rukon District. I really like this chick, she’s mean and tough, and won’t take crap off anybody. Only thing is, she needs a bra on, and she should sit up properly with her legs crossed instead of lookin’ like a hooker.

Too bad Orihime didn’t bring an extra bra with her, since I’m sure they wear the same size.  A few minutes later, we find out that Kuukaku’s brother is Ganju, and the feud starts up again with he and Ichigo proceeding to destroy Kuukaku’s house. Don’t worry folks, ’cause she rips those two a new ass and they shape up real fast.

How is Kuukaku gonna help Ichigo and Co. get over the Soul Society wall? I guess we’ll just have to wait for the next episode to find out!

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18. October 2008 by Ria.

Yes, I’m back from my hiatus, and I’m ready to delve right on in there, so lets go……….In the last episode, that dumb Gidambo admits defeat and allows Ichigo and his buddies to go through the soul reaper gate….until Ichimaru shows up. Now I’m not the biggest Ichimaru fan, but I’m glad to see him arrive just in time to teach Gidambo some manners for being a weak fool.

After being sliced in the arm by Ichimaru, Ichigo steps in to save Gidambo from getting the biggest beat down of his life. Yourichi is kind of shocked to see a captain show up at the gate, and decides that Ichigo and co. aren’t strong enough to fight him. The thing is, how far did they think they were gonna get without running into a captain?

Now instead of Ichimaru just doing the right thing by beating Ichigo’s ass, he let’s him live by using his zampakto to slap him back behind the gate and then…………

It’s interesting how Ichimaru lets Ichigo live, wonder what that clown faced captain has up his sleeve?  Ew. I changed my mind, I really don’t want to know what he has up his sleeve, under his robe, or anything else. People from the Rucon District come out of hiding to greet Ichigo and the gang, but since no one really cares about them, don’t expect me to spend my valuable time talking about it.

Gidambo is still hurt from Ichimaru’s blow, so Orihime uses her power to patch him back up. That dumb broad, how in the hell did she get blessed with amazing powers? And speaking of that, isn’t it interesting how all of Ichigo’s friends have these superhuman abilities, but no one else does?

While in the Rucon District, Chad runs into the kid that was turned into a bird back in episode 4, and they have a nice little reunion. Now don’t get me wrong, any scene Chad is in is worth paying serious attention to, except for this one, so I’ll just say he and the kid chewed the rag for a while, and went their separate ways.

Later on, everyone gets together at this old dude’s house, while Yourichi tries to figure out a better way to get over the gate. Can somebody please tell me why Yourichi is so concerned with saving Rukia? I mean, is Rukia’s execution really any of her business? Ganju (aka West Rukon psychopath) crashes the party with his boar and friends, and immediately zooms in on Ichigo. Is he gonna kick Ichigo’s ass? Well, it looks like it, I’m just glad I have a ring size seat for all this exciting action that’s about to take place.

Ganju can’t stand Ichigo ’cause he’s a soul reaper, but someone needs to tell him that Ichigo is just a poser, and there’s no need to waste time fighting with that fool. But they both do indeed fight, with Ichigo surprisingly getting some good licks in. Eventually, he pulls out his own zampakto, but Ganju turns the ground into sand, and the zampakto sinks into it. Good, now we can see some real street fighting.

Even though Ichigo is nothing but a punk kid, he’s still able to hold his own against Ganju. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised, if he can’t keep up with Ganju he shouldn’t be in the Soul Society, right? Ganju would like to take another swipe at Ichigo, but unfortunately it’s 9:00, and it’s time to go. But where is he going?

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