NARUTO-AKAMARU TREMBLES:GAARA’S CRUEL STRENGHT!-EPISODE 34-2 1/2 STARS

17. November 2008 by Ria.

Now for all of you who don’t know, Akamaru is this dumb dog that sits of Kiba’s head, maybe because he’s too lazy to walk. All I know is that it’s disturbing to be out in public with a dog on your head, what if he/she has fleas or somethin’? But before we get into that, let’s peek in on Naruto who finally woke up, and it’s about time! How in the hell can the star of the series be knocked out for more than one episode?

Who cares, the most important thing is that he’s now awake with a little help from Chouji. Rock Lee also gets help coming back to life from Tenten. But why in the hell is she shaking him like that, suppose he had a concussion and needed to go to the ninja hospital? Suppose she shook a screw loose inside his head and he totally lost it? This is why people should always think before they act, don’t you agree?

Now that everybody is alive and kicking, let’s zoom back over to Shino, Akamaru, and the rest of the team. Now they’ve already gotten their 2 scrolls, but Shino starts being a greedy ass, and wants to beat up more people so that there will be less scrolls for others. He would have went through with the plan, until he witnesses a fight with Gaara and the outcome makes him change his mind.

And so the battle is on…..Rain village ninjas v.s. Gaara and his gang. Now these rain village ninjas are so confident in their abilities against a kid that they unleash a rainfall of needles, but Gaara uses his sand to shield himself from the blow. As a counterattack, he uses a jutsu to put this ninja in a sand coffin, and that’s all she wrote. What? Well if you want to know in great detail exactly how the dude died, just watch the series!

The other two rain village ninjas surrender after seeing the murder of their teammate, but Gaara kills them too since he’s in a bad mood. Not only that, but he comes real close to killing his own relatives. Can you believe this kid? Oh, I get it, he was abandoned as a child and now he’s out for revenge, that’s probably what happened. You know I used to like Gaara, but he’s really getting on my nerves. Naruto’s nine tail fox could probably take that him on, I’m almost sure of it!

Shino and the rest of the team see this, and are scared shitless, not to mention Akamaru the dog, but who asked him to come anyway? Isn’t that cheating, to have a dog help fight your battles for you?

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