BLEACH-THE SENTENCE OF RUKIA, BEFORE THE 14TH DAY-EPISODE 23-3 STARS

Awwww, look at Rukia all tied up like a present being escorted to the repentance cell until the day of her execution which should be in a few weeks. Only thing is, why wait that long? Just throw her ass off a cliff right now, and it’ll all be over and done with, why prolong things? Hey, I just thought of something, wouldn’t it be funny if Ichigo wasted all his time and strength trying to rescue Rukia, only to find out that she was already dead?

So Rukia gets dropped off, and before he leaves, Renji opens his big ass mouth to tell her that Ichigo is trying to get into the Soul Society to rescue her. That was a dumb thing to do, why give her hope? Later on, Renji is greeted by Aizen, Captain of the 5th division. He pulls Renji to the side to ask him if Rukia deserves to die.

Renji is taken aback by the question, I guess because he’s the type of guy that follows orders, and doesn’t pay attention to ethics. “Don’t worry Renji, I will answer the question for you. YES, RUKIA DESERVES TO DIE! She’s too short and ugly, and I still don’t know why the writers put her in the show anyway, ’cause she’s useless!”

And now she has to be rescued, how typical. Anyway enough of Rukia, let’s meet Kuukaku Shiba, fireworks expert of the Rukon District. I really like this chick, she’s mean and tough, and won’t take crap off anybody. Only thing is, she needs a bra on, and she should sit up properly with her legs crossed instead of lookin’ like a hooker.

Too bad Orihime didn’t bring an extra bra with her, since I’m sure they wear the same size.  A few minutes later, we find out that Kuukaku’s brother is Ganju, and the feud starts up again with he and Ichigo proceeding to destroy Kuukaku’s house. Don’t worry folks, ’cause she rips those two a new ass and they shape up real fast.

How is Kuukaku gonna help Ichigo and Co. get over the Soul Society wall? I guess we’ll just have to wait for the next episode to find out!

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