25. October 2008 by Ria.

Now listen up closely, this is Kuukaku’s plan……Ichigo and friends are supposed to concentrate their spirit energy to create a cannonball that will punch a hole through the Soul Society barrier. Now Orihime, Chad, and Uryuu can create a cannonball, but Ichigo is having a hard time getting it right.

Okay, that’s disturbing. You mean to tell me that Orihime (aka Dumb Chick) can utilize her spirit energy, and Ichigo is too stupid to learn how to use his? Ganju ends up feeling sorry for him (though I don’t know why), and tells him about a technique that he uses in order to get in touch with his spirit energy, and it goes something like this……….

Draw a circle inside your mind, then imagine yourself jumping through that circle. So now Ichigo tries this technique and then………………

Damn, he is way out of control, “Somebody stops this dude, he’s tearing the place up!” After being yelled at by Kuukaku, Ichigo is able to reduce his cannonball to a normal size, but it breaks when he loses his concentration. “Didn’t Kuukaku tell him that if he didn’t concentrate, he’d blow up?

Ganju tries to get out of it, but he gets knocked around too for helping Ichigo out. See, he should have just sat his fat ass down and kept his big trap shut. Okay, let’s leave the crazy people to themselves, and zoom in on the pow wow session being held for all the captains, since Ichimaru screwed up by letting Ichigo live.

Now when asked why he didn’t put Ichigo out of his misery when he had a chance, Ichimaru gives some weak apology, and says that he will accept whatever punishment deemed necessary. “Yeah, let’s punish him, and for starters, we’ll smack that smirk right off his face, and throw his ass in jail, I’m all for that!”

What is this clown up to? And what fool would make this dude a captain anyway? Let’s hope we find out in the next episode!

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23. October 2008 by Ria.

Awwww, look at Rukia all tied up like a present being escorted to the repentance cell until the day of her execution which should be in a few weeks. Only thing is, why wait that long? Just throw her ass off a cliff right now, and it’ll all be over and done with, why prolong things? Hey, I just thought of something, wouldn’t it be funny if Ichigo wasted all his time and strength trying to rescue Rukia, only to find out that she was already dead?

So Rukia gets dropped off, and before he leaves, Renji opens his big ass mouth to tell her that Ichigo is trying to get into the Soul Society to rescue her. That was a dumb thing to do, why give her hope? Later on, Renji is greeted by Aizen, Captain of the 5th division. He pulls Renji to the side to ask him if Rukia deserves to die.

Renji is taken aback by the question, I guess because he’s the type of guy that follows orders, and doesn’t pay attention to ethics. “Don’t worry Renji, I will answer the question for you. YES, RUKIA DESERVES TO DIE! She’s too short and ugly, and I still don’t know why the writers put her in the show anyway, ’cause she’s useless!”

And now she has to be rescued, how typical. Anyway enough of Rukia, let’s meet Kuukaku Shiba, fireworks expert of the Rukon District. I really like this chick, she’s mean and tough, and won’t take crap off anybody. Only thing is, she needs a bra on, and she should sit up properly with her legs crossed instead of lookin’ like a hooker.

Too bad Orihime didn’t bring an extra bra with her, since I’m sure they wear the same size.  A few minutes later, we find out that Kuukaku’s brother is Ganju, and the feud starts up again with he and Ichigo proceeding to destroy Kuukaku’s house. Don’t worry folks, ’cause she rips those two a new ass and they shape up real fast.

How is Kuukaku gonna help Ichigo and Co. get over the Soul Society wall? I guess we’ll just have to wait for the next episode to find out!

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20. October 2008 by Ria.

This episode is kind of boring, but hell, what do you want me to do about it? It starts off with our favorite rich boy Endo who is on his way out of town (thank goodness), but he hooks up with Keita before making the trip. So the two of them go have breakfast, or lunch, but they’re also boring the hell out of me.

However, I wake up just in time to see one of my favorite pretty boys Naruse spoil their fun by trying to seduce Keita once again. And of course Endo is all pissed off that Naruse is moving in on his future main squeeze. 

I don’t see why the decision should be so hard. Endo may be a rich boy, but so what! Naruse is hotter lookin’, and Keita can chase after money well into his late 20’s so he better not waste this chance by being a dumbass! Now I think Keita would have went for it, but since he already promised to go out with Endo, he had to politely decline Naruse’s offer.

Damn! I wonder if there’s any way to get my phone number over to Naruse, but first I have to find out if I’m his type. Later on Endo and Keita are supposed to get together for dinner, but unfortunately he gets caught up in a lot of paperwork at school, so he sends Keita a text message telling him not to wait up.

Can you believe that stuff? The two of them practically just met, and already Endo is skipping out on dates. See, I knew Keita should have went out with Naruse. Now the poor guy is playing the waiting by the phone game, and for those that have been in love before, you know how painful it can be, just look at the picture below.

How many of you have found yourself in this position? Waiting for your hot date to call, so you sleep with the phone by your side? How sad. Keita never gets the call, so he cuts to the chase by stopping by Endo’s dorm, probably to try to catch him with another man, or woman, then slap the shit out of him. Hell, I would.

Keita arrives, but finds no one but Endo, but so what, he still has a right to be pissed off. That’s a bad way to start off a relationship, bailing out on dates, and not returning calls. Endo starts talkin’ crap, like how he was so busy at work, and blah, blah, blah. That has got to be the lamest and most common excuse ever uttered in this universe. He couldn’t come up with anything better than that?

Keita is still pissed off, but quickly forgives him (frown), and they go out on their lame date. How do I know it was lame you ask? ‘Cause I was the one who had to sit through the whole thing!

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