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30. September 2008 by Ria.
Ichigo and Co. are trying to save Rukia from getting her head chopped off, but in order to get to the Soul Society they have to travel through this dangerous portal. Uryuu is almost engulfed by the current, but my main man Chad comes to the rescue by ripping part of his clothes off, and carrying him on his shoulder. Now why does that sound kinky?
The gang is not out of danger just yet. There is something called the Cleaner that comes through every 7 days to clean out the passageway. Only thing is, it’s about to clean Ichigo out as well. You know, I’ve got to blame Yoruichi for all of this. Don’t you think she should have been able to time their departure a little bit better so they wouldn’t be in danger all the time?
Now it looks like they’re not gonna make it, until Orihime (aka Big Boobed Bimbo) uses some kind of spell to shield them from this Cleaner, and they survive. You mean to tell me that Orihime knows how to do something besides spacing out? I still don’t understand why she came along, she wasn’t even that close to Rukia, and don’t tell me she’s there because of Ichigo, only a dummy would chase after him. But wait, we are talking about Orihime, so I may be able to understand that one.
So they land in the Rucon district, and……well what do you know, Uryuu bought an extra suit along, how nice. There’s nothing worst than fighting in torn, dirty clothes. Now instead of slowing down a bit in order to strategize the next move, Ichigo (in all his dumbness), starts running up to the soul reaper gate so he can start kicking some butt. Only thing is, the gate slams down in front of him. What a dufus.
Now enters Jidanbo, the gate keeper who’s gonna teach Ichigo some manners. Well, he’ll try to at least. He strikes Ichigo with his ax, but somehow (call it a miracle) he’s able to block all the attacks with his zanpakto, and is still standing (frown). But I’m not convinced, how is a zanpakto (which is wielded by a weakling) able to stop the full force of an ax handled by a strong giant?
Now it’s Ichigo’s turn to do some damage. With his zapakto, he’s able to destroy both of Gidambo’s axes. This poor excuse for a giant starts sobbing, talks a bunch of crap, and opens the gate so that Ichigo and the gang can enter. WHAT? What is wrong with this guy? Just because you lose your axes is no reason to admit defeat, and open the gate to a bunch of intruders, c’mon!
Well well, here comes captain Ichimaru (aka Clown face) from squad 3, and he’s not happy with Gidambo. “Do us all a favor Ichimaru, and kill the damn fool, and get Ichigo while you’re at it!” But will he?
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