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21. September 2008 by Ria.
It’s Keita’s first day of class and Kazuki starts fussing over him, worried that he might not make it through the day. “Well Kazuki, you really need to mind your own business and just make sure that you pass all your classes, okay?” Shinomiya (aka Niwa’s clone and captain of the archery club) walks by and lets them know that Keita’s welcoming party will take place in a …………..
Hell yeah baby, I am so there! Who cares if I wasn’t invited? Now wait, before everybody gets all excited, the whole fiasco ends up being nothing but a laidback party with a bunch of guys. Awwww, and you thought it was gonna get steamy, sorry to disappoint you. So now they’re having this huge party for Keita, but I want to know what in the hell for? What did he ever do for anybody?
Maybe I should rephrase the question and ask, what is he gonna do for everybody? Nakajima (aka blue haired pervert) says that since so many dudes went out of their way to attend this party, Keita will pay up the butt. No, I’m just joking, but he did say that there will be some price to pay.
Well, it looks like Keita has something prepared. Uh oh, is he gonna drop his underwear? I’m sure everyone (except me) will love that! Well, the guys never get a chance to find out what it is, since the last 7 minutes of the episode is spent trying to find out who used Shinomiya’s toothbrush.
“Don’t worry Shinomiya, I’ll help you find out who did it, you just sit tight. “ATTENTION ALL YOU MORONS! WHO IN THE HELL USED SHINOMIYA’S TOOTHBRUSH? IDENTIFY YOURSELF SO THAT YOU CAN GET A BEATDOWN FOR INTERRUPTING THIS PARTY WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!”
Well, it’s nice to know I’ve got everybody’s attention. Niwa laughs, and decides to help me nail down the culprit. We’ve got three clues here:
Clue 1-The person was very desperate to brush his teeth.
Clue 2-The person has the hots for Shinomiya.
Clue 3-The person ate pot stickers.
Okay, who do we have left?
Oh brother, it was Tonosama, the dumb ass cat. Actually, I was hoping it was Keita. Then everyone would hate him, and take turns stomping him into the ground.
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