NARUTO-THE SHARINGAN REVIVED:DRAGON FLAME JUTSU!-EPISODE 30-3 STARS

16. September 2008 by Ria.

Sasuke finally wakes up from his fear induced stupor to realize that he needs to stay alive long enough to fight his brother. In order to do that, he must get past ninja witch from the hidden grass village who just won’t leave him alone. Hey, where’s Naruto? Is he still out cold? Damn! Who in the hell is gonna crack all the jokes?

Now we have a really good fight going on between the two of them, and to top it off, Sasuke uses his dragon flame jutsu to put ninja witch out of her misery. Then he rams her head in the ground, but she uses a substitution jutsu to throw him off track. Next, Sasuke uses a sharingan windmill triple attack to pin her to a tree. Hey, don’t ask me what that jutsu is, and where he got it from. It must be a new move he invented in the middle of the night…… who cares, all I know is that it’s awesome.

Sasuke once again uses his dragon flame jutsu to burn her to a crisp. Now I understand this witch should be taken out, but does he has to burn down the whole damn forest? Well, I guess that’s the end of that, now let’s move on to the next episode……but wait, she’s not dead yet?

Not only is she not dead, but she’s a he, some dude named Orochimaru. Okay, now who in the hell is he, and what does he want? He seems to want something from Sasuke, like a piece of skin as he bites him on the neck, and leaves a curse mark. Why does everyone want Sasuke? Naruto is a better catch, ’cause he has the nine tail fox which can take out any village.

After he’s bitten, Sasuke wigs out and causes this huge dramatic scene before passing out in Sakura’s arms. Boo Hoo. Can somebody get the violins playing?  Now both Sasuke and Naruto are down and out for the count. “Too bad Sakura, I guess your ass is grass.”

Anko is trying to find this Orochimaru guy, and she finally catches up to him while he’s hanging out inside of a tree. Don’t ask, just watch the episode. From the little dialogue going on, we find out that he’s Anko former sensei, and he dumped her for Sasuke……Well, that’s not entirely true, he used then dumped her. Sounds like a rocky relationship, doesn’t it?

Okay, I don’t think it was anything romantic, just watch the episode, and you’ll know what I’m talking about since I just sound like I’m spreading gossip. Anyway, Anko uses a shadow snake jutsu to pin him to a tree, then she uses a twin snake sacrifice jutsu that will kill both of them.

Only thing is, it doesn’t work as Orochimaru uses the substitution jutsu to get out of it. In desperation, Anko throws a measly kunine knife at him, oh brother! Ninjas really need to stop using that lame-ass throw-kunine-knife-at-enemy attack as a last resort, ’cause it never works!

Orochimaru has the upper hand now, and Anko is in trouble. Okay, now I’m really disappointed in her. Anko is the only strong ninja up to this point representing the ladies, but now she’s nothing but a huge embarrassment. Orochimaru let’s her live, but warns her not to stop the exams, or he will destroy the leaf village.

Let’s move from one disappointing ninja chick to another one, Sakura. She moves Naruto and Sasuke to a cave, but ninjas from the hidden sound village have scoped her out, and she may be in big trouble. Will Sakura finally learn how to fight, or will she get her ass kicked, and let Ino take over her role?

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