NARUTO-EAT OR BE EATEN:PANIC IN THE FOREST-EPISODE 28-3 1/2 STARS

So now we have Sasuke going against some fool that used a shadow clone jutsu to pose as Naruto to get his hands on the scroll. Only thing is, where’s the real Naruto? Oh, I see, he’s all tied up somewhere, “Well hurry up Sasuke, you’re taking too damn long to untie him!”

Sasuke takes care of business by freeing Naruto, and putting the hurtin’ on this ninja trying to pose as Naruto. Sasuke tells Sakura to watch out for his posse, but the guy confesses to coming alone, then retreats. What a fool, why would you take on a couple of ninjas by yourself? And why would you admit to them that you’re all alone? I see this dude isn’t gonna pass this test.

In order to stop ninjas from trying to infiltrate their group again, Sasuke comes up with this ridiculous password for them to remember. The question is, “When does a ninja strike?” The response is, “A ninja waits until the time is right. When the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike.”

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF A PASSWORD IS THAT? Now Sakura doesn’t seem to have a problem remembering it, but Naruto may not be able to get it. Can you blame him? I can’t even remember that, and I’m looking right at the words!

Now there’s some kind of a disturbance, and everybody gets separated. Sasuke runs into Sakura first, and makes her say the password. Okay, so she’s good to go. Now here comes Naruto, and Sakura makes him say the password, and he nails it. So now why is Sasuke attacking Naruto again?

Sasuke realizes that the real Naruto would have trouble memorizing the password, so this Naruto must be a poser, and it is. Sasuke calls him out, and the ninja reveals himself, or herself, or itself, whatever. Uh oh, it’s the grass ninja who comes to play the I’m-gonna-kick-your-ass-and-take-your-scroll game.

But first, she makes sure that no one will be able to take her scroll by swallowing it. Ew. Well, I guess she doesn’t have to worry about someone trying to dig in her mouth trying to get it! Well Sasuke, you’re gonna have your hands full with this chick, too bad Sakura is too weak to help you, where in the hell is Naruto?

Oh, I know where he is, Naruto is trying to hold his own against a huge snake, but ends up being swallowed by it. Damn, and I really liked him, oh well. Is it the end for Naruto? We’ll have to get back to him in a minute, since Sasuke and Sakura are having some major issues right now. Ms. Grass Ninja uses some kind of a fear jutsu to immobilize the two of them, and now they’re in some serious trouble.

Okay, now we have to leave those two, and go back to Naruto for a quick minute. Naruto stabs the snake a gazillion times, but it doesn’t do any good. Then, he gives it a rice ball, but what in the hell is the snake supposed to do, eat the rice ball, and spit Naruto out? Why do that when it can eat both?

So Naruto is being slowly digested by this thing, and he starts having memories of everyone, Kakashi, Konohamaru, and Sakura to name a few. “Excuse me Naruto, but do you really have time for all that?” Well, he finally wises up, and uses his clone jutsu to free himself, and now he has snake guts all over him, Yuk!

Well, at least he’s free. Now he can go help Sakura and Sasuke, and they’re both in bad shape after that fear jutsu was used on them. Now he’s paralyzed with fear, but somehow Sasuke is able to free a hand, goes for one of his kunine knives, and stabs himself in the leg, to replace his fear with pain.

Now that the jutsu has been broken, Sasuke is able to free himself, and Sakura, but then again maybe not, as a huge snake sneaks up on them, probably trying to find out what their next move is gonna be.

Sasuke wigs out, and kills the snake, but the grass ninja is still alive! With Sasuke hurt, and Sakura weak and stupid, what now? Wait, Naruto is back to kick some major grass ninja butt!

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