NARUTO-GENIN TAKEDOWN!:ALL NINE ROOKIES FACE OFF!-EPISODE 23-3 STARS

The gang shows up to take the Chunin exams, and Sasuke is greeted by Ino. Uh oh, Sakura is gettin’ all pissed off, but I don’t know why, Sasuke doesn’t want either one of them. However, I do think that Sasuke and Ino would look great together. Besides, Sakura is ugly and has a big forehead.

Naruto introduces us to the gang once again, some of them you’ll remember from episode 3. First there’s Shikamaru, who Naruto regards as the laziest kid in the academy. But we all know not to pay attention to anything Naruto says, so let’s move on…..

Then we run into Choji (aka Fatass). Why is that dude always shovin’ food down his throat? He better have his jutsu together instead of eating food all damn day. Oh yeah, and there’s Kiba who walks around with a dog on his head….don’t ask.

Then, we welcome back Hinata…..Wait, what’s with her annoying voice? Now where have I heard that voice before? Oh yeah, Mikuru from the Haruhi series! You mean they gave the chick another voice over job?

And to round off the group, there’s Shino, with his sunglasses, and coat that covers his mouth. I like this guy, I guess ’cause he looks like a cool pervert.

So everybody is talkin’ among themselves, and a cute kid named Kabuto joins the group. He tells the gang that he’s created ninja info cards, in which he projects his jutsu onto them to give  information on all ninjas, revealing their secrets.

Sasuke asks for info. on Gaara and Rock Lee, so what do we have here…….Okay, we know that Rock Lee successfully completed 20 D rank missions, and 11 C ranks, and has an excellent Tai Jutsu. Hell, we witnessed that in the last episode when Sasuke got owned. However, his other attacks are kind of weak…….

Now, about Gaara…..He’s completed one B rank mission as a genin, impressive. However, there’s a big question mark for his D rank missions. I guess Gaara thought he was way too important to do dumb stuff like walk dogs, or pick trash out of the water.

After looking around at all the competition, Naruto opens his big mouth and tells them all that he’s gonna kick their butts. Sakura tries to shut his ass up, and apologizes to everyone, makin’ all kinds of excuses, like Naruto is on medication, and can’t help his stupidity.

Kabuto slips up, and says something about the Hidden Sound Village, and they get all pissed off, and attack him. Hey, why does this guy have a musical note on his ninja headband? Whatever,  I’m siding with Kabuto on this one. First of all, he didn’t say anything that’s worth fighting over, so what’s their problem?

Kabuto looks like he’s able dodge their attacks, but loses his glasses, and gets sick, what kind of justu did they use on him?

Well those ugly ass ninjas won’t be able to continue their attack, ’cause the proctor just showed up to stop the fight. Now this dude is tough, but I think he’s being too soft on the kids from the village of hidden sound, I’d disqualify their asses right then and there!

He gives everyone a warning, and now the exams will begin!

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