12. August 2008 by Ria.

Okay, so the exam is ready to start, but where’s the fighting? Apparently it’s not gonna happen in this episode, as the genin ninjas start off with a written exam first. Now Sakura thinks it’s so funny that Naruto probably won’t pass the test, until the proctor says that all groups will pass or fail based on the total scores of all 3 members.

“Ah ha Sakura, you still might fail this test you stuck-up chick!” Now Mr. Proctor relays to the exam takers that everyone starts off with 10 points. There are Sentinels all around the room to catch cheaters so if they’re caught, 2 points will be subtracted from their score.

If someone is caught cheating 5 times, they fail and get kicked to the curb. Wow. So you can cheat 4 times and get away with it? Nice! Sakura is a little worried, but believes that if she and Sasuke get a good score on the test, everything should be okay, even if Naruto gets a zero.

But everything won’t be okay, since the proctor says that if anyone gets a zero, the whole team fails too. Oh well, BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR GUYS! Wait, I have faith in Naruto, and I want him to pass, so I’ll be rooting for him.

Naruto is seated by Hinata, and the test begins. Man, I bet this test is easy, maybe I can help out, I’ll read the first question for them.

“Line B in the diagram indicates the trajectory of a shuriken thrown in enemy C by ninja A seated on top of a tree 7 meters tall.”

“Describe and formulate the trajectory required if C was positioned in points D, E and F. Also predict the farthest possible range of the shuriken and explain how you arrived at your answer.”

Excuse me but, WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST READ?? I feel sorry for those guys, good luck on answering that one! Now Sakura may be able to handle these questions, even though they’re hard as hell, but Naruto and Sasuke are totally clueless. In fact, most of the ninjas in the class can’t answer these, so they resort to cheating.

Yep, they use their jutsu to cheat off of other people they believe have the correct answers. Now I know it’s unethical to cheat on a test, but that’s exactly what the proctor wants them to do! He knows a lot of the people in the class can’t answer those crazy ass questions, but the whole trick is to utilize stealth skills. In other words, gathering information without getting caught.

This is so funny, check this out, Gaara takes out his eyeball, and uses it to look on another guy’s paper. AND NOBODY SAW THAT? (LOL)

Unfortunately some people get caught anyway, and it’s really interesting to see how dramatic people can get when they fail a test. “Hey, it’s okay guys, you’ll get another chance in a few months, so calm the hell down!

So everybody is cheating, but Naruto hasn’t caught on yet. But even if he did, what jutsu does he know that will help him cheat? Well, it doesn’t matter, ’cause Hinata allows Naruto to cheat off her paper, but he’s too scared to do it. The thing is, it’s so obvious, she just scoots her paper over to him while other people around them are getting thrown out left and right for cheating. Man, she’s got guts!

What will Naruto do? We’ll have to wait and see!

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12. August 2008 by Ria.

The gang shows up to take the Chunin exams, and Sasuke is greeted by Ino. Uh oh, Sakura is gettin’ all pissed off, but I don’t know why, Sasuke doesn’t want either one of them. However, I do think that Sasuke and Ino would look great together. Besides, Sakura is ugly and has a big forehead.

Naruto introduces us to the gang once again, some of them you’ll remember from episode 3. First there’s Shikamaru, who Naruto regards as the laziest kid in the academy. But we all know not to pay attention to anything Naruto says, so let’s move on…..

Then we run into Choji (aka Fatass). Why is that dude always shovin’ food down his throat? He better have his jutsu together instead of eating food all damn day. Oh yeah, and there’s Kiba who walks around with a dog on his head….don’t ask.

Then, we welcome back Hinata…..Wait, what’s with her annoying voice? Now where have I heard that voice before? Oh yeah, Mikuru from the Haruhi series! You mean they gave the chick another voice over job?

And to round off the group, there’s Shino, with his sunglasses, and coat that covers his mouth. I like this guy, I guess ’cause he looks like a cool pervert.

So everybody is talkin’ among themselves, and a cute kid named Kabuto joins the group. He tells the gang that he’s created ninja info cards, in which he projects his jutsu onto them to give  information on all ninjas, revealing their secrets.

Sasuke asks for info. on Gaara and Rock Lee, so what do we have here…….Okay, we know that Rock Lee successfully completed 20 D rank missions, and 11 C ranks, and has an excellent Tai Jutsu. Hell, we witnessed that in the last episode when Sasuke got owned. However, his other attacks are kind of weak…….

Now, about Gaara…..He’s completed one B rank mission as a genin, impressive. However, there’s a big question mark for his D rank missions. I guess Gaara thought he was way too important to do dumb stuff like walk dogs, or pick trash out of the water.

After looking around at all the competition, Naruto opens his big mouth and tells them all that he’s gonna kick their butts. Sakura tries to shut his ass up, and apologizes to everyone, makin’ all kinds of excuses, like Naruto is on medication, and can’t help his stupidity.

Kabuto slips up, and says something about the Hidden Sound Village, and they get all pissed off, and attack him. Hey, why does this guy have a musical note on his ninja headband? Whatever,  I’m siding with Kabuto on this one. First of all, he didn’t say anything that’s worth fighting over, so what’s their problem?

Kabuto looks like he’s able dodge their attacks, but loses his glasses, and gets sick, what kind of justu did they use on him?

Well those ugly ass ninjas won’t be able to continue their attack, ’cause the proctor just showed up to stop the fight. Now this dude is tough, but I think he’s being too soft on the kids from the village of hidden sound, I’d disqualify their asses right then and there!

He gives everyone a warning, and now the exams will begin!

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