4. August 2008 by Ria.

This is the best picture of Ayumu that you’ll ever see, with him wearing an apron. I’m telling you, the perfect guy is not a genius, unless he’s one in the kitchen. If Ayumu is not trying to figure out the Blade Children, you’ll always be able to catch him with a cookbook in his hand, what a guy! 

Let’s hone in on Hiyono, who narrows down a list of suspects in order to find Mr. Imazato’s killer. In return, Ayumu gives her a bunch of homemade egg salad sandwiches. Now I’m not an egg salad person, but I’m sure they were quite delicious, well Hiyono liked them!

Ayumu figures out that the Blade Children can be identified by a missing 7th rib on their right side, but Ryo is one step ahead of him. She knows this, so she and Kouske try to devise a plan to deal with the situation.

If Ryo can use a small bomb to blow out a couple of her ribs, she may be able to cover up the fact that she’s a Blade Child. Kosuke is completely against this, and is probably wondering like I am if this girl is just a total retard.

But the two of them both agree that Hiyono needs to die for stickin’ her nose where it doesn’t belong, but they don’t quite know how to handle this yet. Remember, Ayumu and Hiyono spend a lot of time together. Now Ayumu seems to be on the same wavelength as Ryo, and decides to walk Hiyono home.

He figures that if the Blade Kids wanted to take her out, they would rig a bomb, or poison her food, which also explains the delicious meals Ayumu keeps making for her. You mean he isn’t doing that out of the kindness of his heart?

Ayumu finally makes it home, and Madoka is all pissed off, wondering where her dinner is. You know, I really like that chick, she’s all right. Hey, she’s been working her ass off all day long, doing what, I have no idea, ’cause she definitely sucks at trying to solve these murders.

And speaking of that, Hiyono tells Ayumu once again to stay out of police business, but the fact is, Ayumu is closer to solving the case than she is, so she needs to just shut up.

Ayumu plans to divert the conversation by talking about how Hiyono has put on a lot of weight lately. Uh oh, bad move, ’cause she gets all pissed off, and pounds him in the head. In fact, she’s so mad, that she forgets what she was talking about before, “Good job Ayumu!”

Next day, Ayumu, and Hiyono are in the office, now why is it that we never see them sitting in a classroom anymore? Ryo walks in, all innocent looking, and tries to get them to believe that she just stumbled on to this bomb, which goes off, and now she’s on her way to the hospital.

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4. August 2008 by Ria.

Let’s meet Ion, a vampire aristocrat in charge of delivering a message regarding the Imperial will to the Vatican. However, he messes it up by sneaking into Caterina’s window, and being overly aggressive with her.

See, this is what happens when you send a kid to do a man’s job. But I don’t have anything to worry about, ’cause my favorite android, Gunslinger is on the job, and puts a bullet in Ion along with the Vatican walls and furniture.

Abel is sent in to try to smooth everything out, so the Vatican can safely come to the negotiation table with the Empire. Now he tells Esther to hold down the fort in his absence, but apparently she’s hard of hearing, since she follows Abel to Ion, who’s still hurt thanks to Gunslinger.

So now we have Esther putting the hurtin’ on this little vampire kid, but is quickly captured by this dude named Radu, another vampire aristocrat. Nightroad shows up a minute later, and he’s is forced to release Esther.

Abel is not happy at all for Esther’s disobedience, and he slaps her. WHAT? “Esther, you better not take that and slap his ass right back!” Well, I guess she doesn’t have time for that, ’cause the Inquisitional Army has been sent in to destroy the vampires, for the attack on the Caterina.

Abel stays behind to stall them, while Caterina is responsible for leading Ion and Radu to safety. Now let’s see if she can follow directions this time. Anyway, Abel tries to distract the army by doing stupid stuff, jumping off people’s heads and stuff like that. Don’t ask me, I don’t know what the hell he’s doing.

Petro, who’s the commander of the army gets pissed off at Abel, and decides to take him on alone. Now instead of Abel going crusnik on this fool, he continues to duck and dodge attacks, and falls into the river. “Good going stupid.”

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