29. July 2008 by Ria.

At this time, Abel Nightroad is still grieving over Noelle’s death. What in the hell for? She was nothing but a poser nun who snuck out one night, and got a boob job so she could hit on all the guys, and that’s why she died.

But check this out, they haven’t found her body yet. What? All they have to do is search for the silicone, and that will lead them directly to her. Must I do everything myself?

The Arch Bishop Alfonso shows up, and apologizes for being away for so long. See, he lost the Pope election to his nephew (who’s just a boy I might add), but he’s not bitter anymore. And to prove it, he donates a bell, and an obelisk to the Vatican.

Awwwww. Wasn’t that nice of him? Only thing is, it’s the only bell in Rome that hasn’t been checked for use as a white noise weapon, but we’ll get back to that in a bit. Next scene, Abel quits the AX. Wow, I can’t believe all this over that dumb broad. But I wonder if this means he’ll be available to date now?

Now all the other AX guys realize that the Vatican bell might contain the white noise, so they are en route to stop the Arch Bishop from ringing it. Leon tries to get through first, and…………..wait a minute, “Leon, I know you’re cute and everything, but you really should have a shirt on under those priestly robes. Where in the hell do you think you are, at a photo shoot?”

Francesco is totally pissed off now, and completely offended that anyone would think that his uncle is conspiring with terrorists. Caterina comes in to assure him that they’re only inspecting the bell, and not making accusations.

So while the two of them go back and forth with words, Alfonso rings the bell……………and nothing happens, Rome is still standing. Uh oh, somebody is about to get in trouble! All I have to say, is that I’m glad I stayed out of that one.

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29. July 2008 by Ria.

Now this episode starts out good, but gets kind of weird later on, you’ll see what I’m talking about, just keep reading. In the meantime, lets catch up with Mariko who’s got the hottest shinigamis watching over her to protect her from Muraki.

Only thing is, she still thinks they are trying to kill her. “LOOK YOU DUMB CHICK! You’ve got 4 bishies giving you all this…….Wait, did I say 4, I meant 3. Hisoka is just cute, he’s not really a bishie. Anyway where was I? Oh yeah, “You’ve got 3 bishies giving you all this attention, enjoy it dammit!”

“And while you’re at it, get a couple of phone numbers ok?” Next scene, Tsuzuki is teaching a history class, but he’s talking a little too much, and starts leaking information about his immortal status. Hisoka slams him in the head with a book in order to shut him up, and the class loves it…………………..

I admit that was kind of hilarious. Okay, let’s move on to the weirder stuff. Muraki has in his possession a head. Yes, a human head, look I knew this dude was psycho, but wait ’till I tell you the whole story. Through a flashback we find out that Muraki has a half brother named Saki.

Apparently, they didn’t get along and Saki killed the parents, and tried to kill Muraki, until somebody kills him first. Somehow, Muraki got a hold of the head, and plans to transplant it to Tsuzuki’s body, so that he can kill Saki over and over. Huh? Does that any sense to you, ’cause I’m clueless.

But then again, we are talking about Muraki, who’s a complete psychopath, and he continues to prove it by killing Dr. Satori after he gets his help in kidnapping Mariko. Wait, how does Mariko get kidnapped with 4 shinigamis watching over her? Muraki is also able to play mind games with Tsuzuki, as he tries to find out if he was ever human.

How in the hell can he be human if he’s a shinigami? Wait, isn’t Ichigo from Bleach a shinigami? Oh no, I forgot, he’s a poser shinigami, but he’s human so I guess it’s possible. Only thing is, Tsuzuki can’t die, and hasn’t died in a long time. Okay, I understand this, but with only one episode left, who really cares?

So Tsuzuki and Hisoka are at a bar, and Tsuzuki is getting drunk as a skunk. What a fool, can’t he see that Muraki is just messing with his head? Anyway, Tsuzuki is on the verge of having a nervous breakdown, boy what a sap!

After this huge dramatic scene, Mariko is found laying in a gutter somewhere, and is taken to the hospital. Tsuzuki stays in her room as a bodyguard, but Muraki is able to cast some kind of a spell on Mariko to turn her into a centipede. Yuk! I hate those things!

Tsuzuki gets slapped around, ’cause he won’t attack her, but the phoenix (One of Tsuzuki’s spiritual posse) comes out, and destroys Mariko. This devastates him, and he passes out. You know, Tsuzuki is lucky that I’m not his boss, ’cause I’d fire his ass right about now!

And how many people have died around Tsuzuki when he’s supposed to be protecting them? Anyway, Muraki carries him off for this great experiment. Will he succeed?

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