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I have a question, can you name the last time Will Smith was in a bad movie, ’cause I can’t! Yes, I know, a lot of the critics didn’t like this one, but I’m sure Will doesn’t care as he goes home to his million dollar estate somewhere in Beverly Hills.

I don’t understand, what a unique storyline, how many superheroes are portrayed in movies as lovable, but lone emos, falling down drunk, and destroying public property? Give the writer kudos for bringing an interesting plot to the table! Only one thing I have an issue with, I know that Hancock is an alcoholic, but why is he a broke one, living in a trailer, and sometimes living on the streets?

It’s nice to know that Hancock has a heart of gold, and likes helping people, but for someone with superhuman powers, he should also be helping himself to some of that cold hard cash hiding out in a bank vault, I know I would.

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This movie is funny as hell, but it also throws you a curve, when Hancock runs into an old flame, an old, old flame, who’s married, ironically to the guy who’s responsible for turning his life around. Yes, the story gets really interesting now, and you’ll be amazed at how it turns out.

Now that I’ve written this positive review about Hancock, I’m sure all the critics will read this and say, “You know, Ria may have a point, I guess it really was a great movie, boy do I feel stupid.”

Yeah, I know that’s really not gonna happen, but I’m almost positive Will Smith doesn’t care.