7. July 2008 by Ria.

At the end of episode 7, Hatori demanded Tohru to visit him at the Sohma estate so that they could have a nice chat. ”Tohru, I hope you took some wrestling classes, ’cause Hatori could be a pervert.” She also wasn’t supposed to let Shigure, Yuki, or Kyo know that she was going.  Now this is kind of scary, not only could Hatori be a freak, but he also has the power to erase people’s memories.

Well, Tohru decides to go anyway, now at first I thought it was a dumb thing to do, then I saw Momiji, so I figured maybe everything was gonna be okay. You know, I’m really beginning to like that kid, he’s always so happy go lucky, and full of life, but I see he’s wearing another crazy ass outfit.

“Momiji, did anybody tell you that you look like that kid on the Cracker Jack box?” Now for all of you that don’t know what that is, too bad, so sad, look it up on the Internet. So Tohru meets with Hatori, and he’s being so hospitable, telling her to relax, and make herself comfortable.

Then he asks her questions like how she likes living with Yuki and the others, and blah, blah, blah. Then the final boom, he tells her to pack up her things, and get the hell out of there, before she gets a beat down from Akito. Okay, so he didn’t say it that way, however Hatori told her that it would be best if Tohru moved back in with her own family.

He says that the Sohma family has too many dark secrets, yeah and I know one of them, the fact that Akito is a psychopathic retard who needs to be stomped into the ground. Oh yeah, we find out a lot about that dude, or chick, or whatever, but we also find out a little bit more about Hatori as well.

Momiji reveals to Tohru that Hatori was in love with some chick named Kanna, and they were about to get married, when Akito wigged out, and blinded Hatori in one eye. Now instead of apologizing like a normal person would do, he blames Kanna, and from that point on, she never forgave herself.

Kanna’s self torture went on for awhile, so Hatori decided to erase her memory as a final act of love, I guess. You really have to see this episode, because words don’t begin to describe how dramatic it was.

Momiji is telling the story, but you actually get to see everything play out, scene by scene. Anyway, we find out that Hatori is really a cool guy, he just doesn’t want Tohru to get hurt in any way like he and Kanna were. Ahhhhh, how nice. However, I think if Akito tried to pull that stuff with Kyo, he’d get the crap beat out of him.

Well, that’s the end of my review, and I can go to bed now, but why do I feel like I’m leaving something out? Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you what zodiac animal Hatori is! See, Tohru with her clumsy self tripped, Hatori tried to catch her, but she ended up falling on him (don’t ask me how that happened), and he transforms into a seahorse!

You’ve got to be kidding, a seahorse gets accepted into the zodiac, and not the cat, now who in the hell is more popular? Oh wait, before I leave, I want to give a shout out to Akito, “Yo, Akito, you’re a f—-in’ idiot!”

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7. July 2008 by Ria.

You know, Nightroad reminds me of Tsuzuki from Descendants of Darkness. First of all, they’re both fine as hell, but they have two sides to them. On one side, they’re so silly that sometimes you don’t want to be in the same room with them, but they can get really serious when face to face with an enemy.

Catherina wants Nightroad to go to Barcelona to investigate the collapse of the National Palace. She wants to know if it was an accident, or an act of sabotage. Only thing is, Nightroad is tired, and doesn’t want to go.

You know, I can’t believe that Nightroad is standing around bitchin’ about doing his job. Now he may or may not change his mind when he finds out he’s gonna be going with Noelle, to help him control his spending. This is too funny, since the Vatican barely give him enough money to begin with. However, he did spend a lot back in episode 7, so I’m sure Catherina knows what she’s doing.

Nightroad and Noelle arrive in Barcelona, but the bomb squad found no trace of explosive residue, and there are no suspects, so case closed. Nightroad wants to go home, but Noelle is reading the Fun Times Guide to Barcelona. Yep, she has decided to put work aside and mess around a bit.

She complains that she needs to have a little fun, ’cause she works like a dog all the time. Oh yeah, doing what, fixing her makeup, and keepin’ up with her boob job? You know, she really has the hots for Nightroad, but I really don’t think he gives a damn about her, and I’m sure in his mind he’s trying to find out how he can diss her at a hotel or somethin’.

But for right now he’s kind of stuck with her, and they end up having one interesting day…….

Now it’s getting later in the day, and Noelle has been drinking like a fish, and now she’s drunk as a skunk. “Noel, I am so telling Catherina, so that she can fire your ass!” I mean, Noelle is letting it all hang out, fallin’ all over Nightroad, and stumbling down the street.

They both decide to split up and continue the investigation, but Noelle can’t figure out why Nightroad won’t admit his feelings for her. “Noelle, get your head out of your butt, it’s because he’s a priest, you idiot, and you’re supposed to be a nun, or did you forget that?”

Abel runs into Isaac, a member of Rosenkreuz, the one responsible for the demise of the National Palace. A silent noise system embedded into an organ is used as a weapon, and is able to demolish buildings when someone plays it.

Ahhhhhhh, isn’t that nice, Isaac has decided to give us another demonstration of the organ’s power as half the city starts to collapse. “Nightroad, I think it’s crusnik time for you, before everyone in the city is crushed to death!”

Nightroad takes my advice and transforms, but he has to fight a couple of demons before he can get to Isaac. Now Nightroad owns them, but he’s way too late to take out Isaac, who gets away.

Wait, what is this, tears comin’ down Nightroad’s cheeks? Did Noelle get it? Last I saw, she was talking to Nightroad while the building she was in was collapsing around her. Dumb, dumb, dumb, see why you should never drink while on the job?

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