TRINITY BLOOD-YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW-EPISODE 5-2 STARS

Okay, I was disappointed that this episode wasn’t as good as the others. There’s no action, and the scenes that are supposed to be funny, really aren’t. First scene, Nightroad, and Esther finally arrive at the Vatican. Wait a minute, why is Esther still walking around free?

Didn’t she kill someone a few episodes ago? Her butt should be behind bars somewhere, I don’t care if she is a nun! You know, one of the things that I’ve noticed is that Nightroad gets sillier and sillier as the series goes on, but it’s really prevalent in this particular episode.

First of all he loses his I.D. so he can’t get into the church, until Sister Noel comes to the rescue, and identifies him. Wait a minute, take a good look at that picture, WHAT NUN LOOKS LIKE THAT? Yes, I know that I’m a hater, and I there’s obviously a double standard in my eyes, BUT SO WHAT!

And what’s with that lipstick? And why are her boobs sticking out of that outfit? Anyway, a couple of scenes later, Noel and Esther have some dialogue between them, but it’s so boring, and absolutely irrelevant to this episode.

Then we have a scene where we see the Professor trying out his new invention- a device that can pinpoint a person’s exact location, but it backfires. Now this is supposed to be a funny scene, however, by this time I’m so bored that I decide to file my nails while waiting for something exciting to happen, but it never does.

Next, we have the privilege to see a flashback from Catherina, when she was just a kid, the first time that she met Nightroad. It’s a brief glimpse of a vampire slaughter of the church, but before they get to Catherina, Nightroad swoops in to save her life.

Isn’t Nightroad sexy, even when he’s covered in blood? Yes, I know I’m such a pervert. Anyway, I’m glad that the writers felt to need to give us this flashback, however, I really don’t give a rat’s ass about Catherina. All she does is sit on her duff, trying to convince Boy Pope to do her bidding.

Speaking of Boy Pope, we get to see a scene between him and Esther. Boy Pope is crying about somethin’ stupid, and I’d tell you what it is, but I really don’t feel like typing the extra sentences, ’cause it’s not worth it. Just feel sorry that the fate of the Catholic Church lies in this kid’s hands.

Well this review is over, but I guarantee you that the next Trinity Blood episode will be better.

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