NARUTO-PASS OR FAIL:SURVIVAL TEST-EPISODE 4-3 STARS

15. May 2008 by Ria.

So now we have our famous trio waiting in the classroom for their Jounin to arrive, and it looks like he’s a little late. Naruto gets pissed off, and for revenge, puts an eraser at the top of the door, so when the Jounin walks through, he’ll get hit with it. “An eraser Naruto? C’mon, you can do better than that, you should have tried a bowling ball, that’ll teach him!”

So the Jounin shows up, and what do you know, it’s Kikashi (like I know who that is). Kikashi gets hit on the head with the eraser, but its no big deal (even though Naruto thinks so), so let’s go on to the next scene where Kikashi tells the group that the next day will consist of a survival exercise, and to be at the designated training spot at 5 am, and to skip breakfast.

Okay, so the next day comes, and the group arrives at 5, but Kikashi doesn’t show up until 11:10am. NOW WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THAT? Now all of you who work in the corporate world should be used to this stuff, just think about it, you have a boss that insists that you get to work on time, or to arrive before your start time, while he/she comes strolling in whenever they feel like it. Not only that, but they may take two or three hours for lunch, using the excuse that they’re entertaining a client, yeah right!

I don’t know about Naruto and the gang, but I’d have to use the dot-your-eye Jutsu on Kikashi as soon as he showed up. Yes, I know you’ve never heard of that Jutsu, I made it up myself, and I use it all the time, very effective. Anyway, Kikashi finally arrives, talking about a black cat crossed his path, and that’s why he’s late. “YEAH RIGHT MORON, you just couldn’t get your lazy ass out of the bed when you were supposed to, so tell the truth!”

Well, he’s here now, so let’s just move on to the assignment, get the bells from Kikashi by noon. If they can’t get it, they will go without lunch, and remember, they didn’t have breakfast, and I can hear some serious stomach rumbles. Sakura and Sasuke conceal themselves in the bushes like real ninjas, while Naruto charges Kikashi, with a bunch of weak attacks. Kikashi starts getting bored, and pulls out a book, called Makeout Paradise. “Hey Kikashi, pass that book on over here when you’re done, it sounds very entertaining!”

Naruto is getting pissed off, ’cause none of his attacks are working, so as a last resort, he uses his famous shadow clone Jutsu, and grabs Kikashi from behind.  Now it looks like  Naruto might win this, however Kikashi gets him with a replacement Jutsu, and Naruto ends up smacking his own clones around, trying to find out which one is Kikashi.

So now Naruto cancels his Jutsu, in order to unconfuse himself, and he sees a bell laying on the ground, untouched. He runs for it, but its a trap and he ends up hanging from a tree upside down. “Naruto, you big dummy, didn’t that seem a bit too obvious to you?” Uh oh, what’s this? Sasuke sees his opportunity to attack, and throws his shuriken (star shaped knives) at Kikashi, hitting him, or did it? Well, I’d love to tell you, but that’s the end of the DVD, so you’ll just have to wait for the next one! 

Next on the anime list, more Naruto, some Fruit Basket, and you know what, I miss me some Ginko, so lets do some Mushishi as well. Oh wait, let’s do some more Descendants of Darkness as well, okay?

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