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First scene, Naruto wakes up, and eats breakfast consisting of ramen, and milk that expired a million light years ago. This piece of information is important later on, and you’ll see why. Next scene, Sakura leaves her house and runs into Ino, and you can tell that they obviously can’t stand each other as they race to ninja class, trying to see who gets there first. Naruto has a crush on Sakura (aka forehead), and of course she could care less about him.

C’mon, what’s an anime show without unrequited love, right? Sakura literally knocks Naruto out of the way so that she can sit next to this kid named Sasuke. In fact, all the girls want to sit next to Sasuke, but he’s pretty much in his own world. Naruto gets pissed off, and he jumps on the table like a gorilla, and stares Sasuke down. “Naruto, you really need to sit your 9 tailed fox butt down in a chair somewhere, ’cause Sasuke will beat your ass if you keep messin’ with him.”

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So Naruto is all up in Sasuke’s grill, but some dumb guy sitting in the chair in front leans back and Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss each other. At this point I thought Sasuke was gonna lay Naruto out, but he didn’t have to, ’cause all the girls in the class beat him to it. Can you believe that, they’re all mad because they wanted to be Sasuke’s first kiss, “HEY DUMB GIRLS, GET A CLUE, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!”

After that hilarious scene, all the kids get divided into 3 man squads, so we have Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke grouped together. Lunch time rolls around, and Naruto wants to eat with Sakura, but she gives him the hand, and goes off to look for Sasuke. Okay, I’m really tired of this, what is so special about Sasuke? Okay, he’s cuter than Naruto, I’ll give him that, but he’s nothing but a self-absorbed, boring emo. At least Naruto has a personality, and is fun to be around, while Sasuke is still dealing with issues.

Naruto gets pissed off again, and captures Sasuke by using a replacement Jutsu and a full shadow clone Jutsu. Then, he replicates Sasuke, and goes off to find Sakura. Okay, so he finds her, and the first thing out of his mouth is to ask her what she thinks of Naruto. “Why would you ask that stupid question, Naruto? You know she can’t stand you, do you want to hear those exact words from her mouth?”

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Sakura goes on and on about how Naruto is annoying, blah, blah, blah, and that all she wants is for Sasuke (Naruto in disguise) to accept her, and how she’s desperate. “SAKURA, YOU ARE SUCH A DUMB ASS! Why in the hell would you say that in front in a guy, don’t you know you never, ever, ever, run after a guy, and say stupid stuff like that!” Next, she reaches over to kiss him, all the sudden Naruto’ stomach starts acting up ’cause of the spoiled milk, and he ditches her to run to the bathroom.

Now Naruto is still concocting a plan to get even with Sasuke, “Look Mr. Camera guy, I know you want to keep us viewers up to date with what’s going on in Naruto’s mind, but do we really need to be in the bathroom with him while he’s sitting on the toilet?” Meanwhile, the real Sasuke gets loose, and goes looking for Naruto.

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The two run into each other after Naruto finished doing #2 in the john, and its on now. He uses the full shadow clone Jutsu on Sasuke, but unfortunately didn’t get very far with it as his stomach turns again, and now he’s fighting his own clones to get back in the bathroom!