DEATH TOLL-2007-1/2 STAR

Oh my goodness, this film is horrible, horrible, horrible! Bad acting, bad picture quality, bad camera lighting, bad plot, how much did it cost to make this movie, $100.00? I have one quick question, what is a first rate actor like Lou Diamond Phillips doing in a crap movie like this? After watching this movie a couple of times, I still can’t figure out what its supposed to be about. All I know is that there’s a bunch of killing, swearing, and lame ass sex scenes thrown together, and that’s it.

Let me tell you right now, no one in this movie can be taken seriously. We’ve got two detectives that are supposed to be on a stake-out that end up sleeping together, we have a fat greedy-ass police chief who could care less about the violence in the city, he just wants to make sure that he has a plate a food in front of him at all times. Then we have corrupt cops having coke orgies, no you won’t get a chance to see anything, so if you rent this DVD thinking you’re gonna see a hot and nasty scene, save your money and stop being a desperate pervert.

Next we have Mayor Padial (Lou Diamond Phillips) who’s messing around with the assistant D.A., and we’re supposed to believe that all these government retards are actually trying to clean up the city, and put an end to crime, yeah right. In the first scene, we have Detective Coulon (Alec Rayme) and wife Nikki talking 100 miles an hour, that I had a hard time grasping what they were saying. Now Nikki is supposed to be a lawyer, but it’s interesting how I never see her in a court room or in an office working on a case, she’s usually at home on the phone trying to get a hold of her husband.

Now I’m thinking to myself, man, this Coulon must be a real handsome guy if Nikki is trying to keep a tight leash on him, but with the bad camera lighting, it was hard to tell what he looked like until a few scenes later. Then I was like, “DAMN COULON, CAN YOU PLEASE GO GET A SHAVE?” I know a detective’s salary may not be all that, but I’m sure he can afford a razor and some shaving cream, c’mon already!

Now we have Carmello (Dan Garcia) who’s been selling drugs, and killing people for most of his life, right? So he decides to pay a visit to his mother’s home for approximately 5 minutes. She rambles off a scripture from the Bible, and all the sudden his life has changed, and now he wants to go straight. Now who in the hell is gonna believe that bunch of garbage? The man has money, drugs, and women hanging on him night and day, and unless he gets parts of his face blown off, he’s not gonna give up that life that easily.

Next, we have the assistant D.A. hangin’ around the hood, trying to get answers for her big case. First of all that’s a load of crap, because that’s a cop’s job, oh wait, I forgot there are no real cops in this movie, so strike that. But why is she out and about in an all black outfit with sunglasses to match, looking like she’s auditioning for a part in the matrix? 

I could go on and on, but you get the message, this movie was terrible, but the good news is that I never have to watch it again!

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