THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA-EPISODE 2-2 STARS

You know, the more out of control that Haruhi girl gets, the more I just want to knock her out. Since there’s no way in the world I can do that, I’ll just delete a couple of stars from her ratings, until she learns her lesson. So Haruhi has named her new club the SOS Brigade, and not only is she looking for new members, but now she decided that she needs a computer for her club.

So check this out, she goes to the computer club, and tells the guys to hand over the computer, and no one will get hurt. “Okay now computer guys, I know you want to take turns slapping her, so just stand in line, and I’ll be right behind you so I can get my licks in too.”

Of course the computer guys just looked at Haruhi like she was crazy, and pretty much told her no, so do you want to know what she does next? She takes one of the computer guy’s hand, and puts it on one of the Mikuru’s boobs, and starts taking pictures. Then, she pushes the guy on Mikuru and takes even more pictures, so she can claim sexual harassment. What the hell is wrong with this girl?

Haruhi has completely lost her mind, as if she ever had one to begin with. “Kyon, why are you just standing around watching this mess, put a muzzle on her right now!” Now all the computer guys are standing around, saying they can vouch that nothing happened, then Haruhi says that she’ll tell everybody that they ganged up on Mikuru, and had sex with her.

So the computer guys cave in, and they give her a computer, the latest model, and on top of that, they hooked it up to the school’s server. Now you tell me, after all this, who in the hell would want to be friends with that scank freshie?” I’m telling you, Haruhi is a total headcase and that’s why I’m gonna stay as far away from her as possible.

Now Haruhi is still looking for new members into her crazy club, so she goes out and gets bunny outfits, and forces Mikuru put one on. “Hey Kyon, you were supposed to be protecting Mikuru from Haruhi’s evil schemes, so why did you run out the front door?” So they go out passing out flyers, when the teachers catch them, and give Haruhi detention. Good, maybe next time she’ll get thrown out of school, which may or may not shorten the series, but Haruhi doesn’t deserve her own show anyway.

Last scene, Kyon and Yuki are talking in her apartment, now this scene gets kind of weird and confusing, after all, Yuki is doing all the talking, and we all know she sounds like a robot on autopilot.

Yuki tells Kyon that she’s really a humanoid interface designed to make contact with organic life forms. In other words, she’s some creature from outer space watching over Haruhi, who’s also a creature not from this world. Well, we all know that, you can just look at her and tell, she doesn’t belong on planet Earth with the normal people.

Who or what is Haruhi, I don’t know but we shall find out more in detail in the next episode, bye!

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Volume 1

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