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Now where did I leave off from last time? Oh yeah, Orihime’s dead brother’s spirit  was captured by hollows because he was harboring angry feelings toward his sister for not praying for him consistently. Not only that, but the hollows can’t stand Ichigo because he has all this spirit energy, so they’re gonna use Soto to smoke him out, then kill him.

So Soto comes after Ichigo, and once again, his home is ruined, well, the bedroom is. “You know Ichigo, you better hope your dad doesn’t find out that you’re the real reason the house keeps caving in, ’cause if he does, he might throw you out on your ass, and I’ll laugh at you again.”

Rukia and Ichigo figure out that the hollow who attacked them was Soto, and now he’s after Orihime, so they run to her house. Now Orihime, and Tatsuski are just finishing a pretty good meal, beef and potatoes, that Tatsuski bought over since Orihime likes to whip up gourmet garbage all the time. Next, they hear these strange noises, but don’t see anything. All the sudden, Soto strikes, and Orihime is knocked out of her body, like Ichigo in the last episode.

Orihime is still alive thanks to the Chain of Fate that’s attached from her spirit to her body. Don’t ask me nothing about that chain, all I know is that if it breaks, you’re pretty much screwed. So Soto as a hollow is just having a good ol’ time slapping around Orihime and Tatsuski, when in burst Ichigo ready to do some damage as the new soul reaper.

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But first, Ichigo lectures Soto on how a big brother is supposed to protect his sister, and not try to kill her, but Soto really doesn’t want to hear it, and attacks Ichigo again. Orihime steps in and tries to prevent the attack and now for about 10 minutes, we hear all this sappy mess about Soto feeling shortchanged on the amount of prayers he’s been getting from Orihime.

In return, she comes up with her dumb version of what really happened. Now I started getting bored, so while this was going on, I talked briefly to a friend of mine about the economy, and how I spent nearly $5.00 on a box of Froot Loops last week. In the end, Soto asks Ichigo to exorcise him, to free him from the hollows, and so he can pass on to the Soul Society.

“Well Soto, all I can say is, I hope you stole someone’s cash, credit card, and food stamps, because you might be needing it if you’re on your way to the Soul Society, just ask Rukia.” No, I’m serious, in the Soul Society, just like Earth, you could end up on the wrong side of the tracks, and there you are, as a spirit, beggin’ for something to eat, hoping a rich family will adopt you.

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Whatever, that’s another story we will get into at a later date. Anyway, the next day at school, Orihime is telling this bogus story of how sumo wrestlers blasted a hole in her wall, but her friends don’t believe it. Now the reason she’s telling tall stories is because Rukia used some kind of memory replacement on her.

“Well Rukia, its nice to see you can still do something besides being a complete pest now that you don’t have your powers anymore.” And as far as Orihime is concerned, “Girl, where are you gonna get the money to repair that hole in the wall? I got an idea, you can get a refund on that boob job that you had done, and that should be enough to fix the hole in the wall, and the one in your head, how’s that?