HELLSING-EPISODE 8-KILL HOUSE-2 STARS

22. March 2008 by Ria.

Okay, now this episode is kind of boring, because there’s no vampire butt kicking in it, and Alucard doesn’t show up until the end, so I just thought that I might warn you in advance. Now remember, the Hellsing organization is all jacked up because of the Valentine Brothers, then they had to contend with Mr. Anderson, so there’s not many soldiers left.

As a result, Sir Integra brought roughnecks off the street for Victoria to train. In the middle of one of her seminars, some goof laughs and jokes about their being a real vampire under the organization’s wing. Victoria, obviously pissed off, but doesn’t show it, politely goes up to the guy, and bends his gun.

Not bad Victoria, but maybe you shouldn’t be doing that since you need all the help you can get, suppose that guy can’t afford another gun? Well anyway, in the next scene, Victoria goes home, staring at a picture of her father, and I’m assuming he’s dead, since she’s talking to the picture, and he’s nowhere around. Now there’s some kind of pie on the table, well, I’m not sure what it is, but to me it kind of looks like a round Twinkie. All the sudden, there’s a knock at the door, and Victoria whips her pistol out, while she answers the door.

Hey everyone, it’s Harry Anders with MI5(like I know who and what that is). So Victoria invites him in to sit down, and can you believe the first thing he does is asks for her round Twinkie, stating that he hadn’t eaten that morning. “Harry, you greedy dog! I can’t believe you, trying to get food from a total stranger like some street person! Okay, so you knew Victoria’s father when he was alive, but so what, you don’t know her so that makes you and her strangers!”

“You need to take your moochin’ ass around the corner to the nearest Subway, and get the 2 footlongs for $9.99 special, eat one, and offer the other to Victoria! She probably won’t take it, but so what! Don’t let her think you’re just some broke joke that slithered in off the street, or she’ll never take you seriously!”

“Oh and another thing, how do you even know she’s a good cook? Now that she’s a vampire, she could end up doing strange things with food, like killing roaches, and waterbugs with her hands, and stuffing them into cakes, pies, salads, soups, hey, you just don’t know!”

“You’re just a dumb guy, Harry, and maybe that’s why your car was bombed and you fried in the front seat after Victoria got out.” Oops, maybe I’m getting ahead of myself here, that happens towards the end, but it’s okay to tell you I guess, ’cause the middle scenes are lame anyway. (Sigh) Maybe I should fill you in on some of it, but I’ll make it quick.

Harry takes Victoria to visit some boring vampire named Helena, to ask her assistance in fighting this new breed of vampires that are being manufactured by machines. He also believes that there is a traitor among Helena’s people, but from what I gather, it doesn’t seem like she’s going to be getting involved in all this. Good, now I can stop talking about her, and get to some good stuff.

In the last scene, we see Sir Integra all tied up, as men with guns charge towards her. She shouts out Alucards name, and everything disappears. It seems Alucard was playing with her mind, and she’s pretty pissed about it. ”Look Alucard, now I know you’re awesome, but don’t mess with Integra. She’s your master, she could get mad, and confine you to your coffin for a week or so, and I’m sure you wouldn’t like that.”

Well, we know Alucard was just having a little fun. He’s all excited about his new foe that’s in town, and he’s ready to rock, go Alucard! Okay kiddies, one more episode on this DVD, then we’re done!

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