14. March 2008 by Ria.

While on the run…………..What? So you want me to fill you in on what happened in the last two episodes, NOT! You better go back and read the other two first, or you’ll be lost, unless you’ve already seen this series, so then you know what to expect. But then again, if you don’t read them, you’ll miss out on all my crap talking, and I know you wouldn’t want to do that, right?

Now, where was I? Oh yes, while on the run, Kotaro runs into Kelly, Johan, and Mimiko, and they all decide that running back to Kelly’s hideout was the best idea. Next scene, Jiro is captured, and now he’s all strapped upright onto a table wrapped in a restraining brown outfit. Well, it’s better than that crap he’s used to wearing. The Suppression Team interrogates him to find out if he’s related to any of the vampires that were on the ship.

They know where Kelly’s hideout is, and on their way to take them out after suspecting a Kowloon child to be lurking amidst them. Jiro wants to help, but the Suppression Team refuse his offer, and leave to kick some kowloon butt.

 Now, back to Kelly’s hideout. Kotaro and Chon run off to play, while Kelly and Mimiko have a little chat. Kelly says it’s cool to have Kowloon children around, while Mimiko reminds her that they often kill the people they bite, so they’re really not that cool.

Kelly also lets her know that Jiro could have gotten away from the Suppression Team, if he was able to have some of her blood. Getting blood from others somehow revives his strength, but its also supposed to be orgasmic. You know what that means, right? The bite of a vampire (I’m sure Kowloon children are excluded) is supposed to be better than sex. Really? OKAY, I’M NOT PLAYING AROUND ANYMORE! WHOEVER HAS JIRO’S PHONE NUMBER BETTER GIVE IT UP RIGHT NOW!

An embarrassed Mimiko reminds Kelley that her role as Compromiser forbids her to allow a vampire to bite her for any reason. Now, while all this interesting conversation is going on, a Kowloon child is going around biting people in Kelly’s organization, only we don’t know who it is yet.

>Uh, oh, the Suppression Team is on their way to the hideout, but Jiro is freed by ’s some dude with purple hair that was able to infiltrate the Suppression Team. The Suppression Team arrives and starts blasting away, while Mimiko tries everything in her power to stop it, and at the same time, Kelly surrenders in order to spare her life and the others in her group.

The Suppression Team won’t listen and commences firing, but, what’s this? Someone just used the Hide Hand in order to stop the bullets from hitting Kelly. OOOOOOOOOO! Okay, who’s the Kowloon child? Show yourself! Hey! it’s Tsang, Kelly’s sidekick! Most of her crew now emerge as Kowloon children, including the little girl Chon! Will Juro kick butt, or get his handed to him? Keep in touch to find out!

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14. March 2008 by Ria.

I absolutely hated this movie. Well, hate is a strong word. Okay, how’s this, I really, really, really, really disliked that movie. Does that sound better? See, I was already in a bad mood when I sat down to watch this film, but when it was over, I was completely pissed off! Denzel Washington plays Frank Lucas, a high class drug dealer who uses money and violence to get his way. Sure he used his money, how do you think he got that chick Eva (Lymari Nadal) to marry him? Denzel, how could you allow yourself to end up in a dumb movie like this? All the movie scripts that were put before you, and you chose this garbage.

And it was actually nominated for an Oscar? Hold on a moment while I find out what category it was nominated for……………………….Best Actress, Ruby Dee who played Frank’s mom. Are you kidding? The only good part she had was when she slapped Frank, and that was it. Who knows, maybe it was such a hard slap, that the Oscar judges were like, “Hey, see how she swings her hand up and swiftly swoops it all the way across his face? Let’s nominate her right away!” Whatever-look, I’m so tired of movies about drugs, they’re getting played out.

Well, some movies about drugs are OK, it’s movies about drug dealers that’s getting tired. Now we’ve had some good drug dealers movies that have emerged in the past 40 years, let’s see here, there’s Scarface, New Jack City, Blow, and Sugar Hill, but I’m telling you, this American Gangster movie stinks. Sorry Denzel, you’re a superstar, but you can’t save this movie, so just grab the millions that you got for being in this stink bomb, pocket it, and look forward to happier days as you start on your next film!

Let’s talk about the co-star, Russell Crowe, who played Detective Richie Roberts, the one that took Frank down towards the end of the movie. Now the Hollywood writers tried to make this guy’s life seem so dramatic, so that you wouldn’t get bored and give it the one star that I gave it, but it doesn’t work. Detective Richie’s life isn’t going so well, his wife is about to divorce him, and take the son to Las Vegas. Well bye lady, and don’t let the door hit you in the butt on your way out! What’s the next piece of drama brewing in his life, oh yeah, he’s surrounded by corrupt cops everywhere, and his junkie partner ends up overdosing on this new heroin called Blue Magic.!

Once again, none of this moves me-to the pissed off point, yes, but that’s all. Men going through divorce is normal, and so is existing in the same world with corrupt cops, so what now? Oh yeah, let me touch upon those putrid officers giving Richie a hard time for returning the one million dollars in unmarked bills that was lying about in a car. I’m sure the man did what he thought was right. He probably returned the money because he was already financially secure, I’m sure he had a couple of IRA’s, bonds and futures, right?!

You mean, he didn’t have any money saved? You mean he was three months behind on his mortgage, and car note when he returned that money that no one would have missed? RICHIE, YOU DUMBASS! HOW COULD YOU RETURN THAT LOOT? I’M GLAD YOUR WIFE WAS SMART ENOUGHT TO DUMP YOUR BUTT! Oh, did you know he was a cheat, too? Messing around on the wife, but trying to play saint by returning money that probably belonged to some drug dealer who didn’t deserve to have it anyway. Stupid, stupid guy, and stupid movie, One star!!

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