HELLSING ULTIMATE VOL 2-2006-2 1/2 STARS-PART I

Okay, maybe I should have started with Vol 1, but I didn’t, so be on the lookout for me to post that movie review real soon. Hellsing is a huge English Organization led by the very cool Integra who is dedicated to the extermination of vampire ghouls. This is a huge task, but Hellsing has an ace, my man Alucard. Alucard is the one and only hard core super vampire, and I feel sorry for anyone or anything that tries to take him on. The movie starts off with Alucard having a bad dream. You mean the king of all vampires has dreams?  Well, its a stupid dream, so let’s not waste time on his issues, and move on to the round-table conference lead by Integra in all her coolness.

Now Walter says she needs to sleep in this coffin with soil from her birthplace to keep up her strength, since she refuses to drink blood. Now why in the hell would she want to do that, especially after drinking 7up and Pepsi all her life? Alucard comes in all pissed off, and calls Victoria an idiot. Look Alucard, its your fault she’s a vampire in the first place, so watch your mouth. See, I can say that because you’re in England socked away somewhere, and I’m hiding out in the States.

Now back to the action at the Hellsing compound. The Valentine brothers break into the building, and with help from their clan of vampire soldiers, they take out all Hellsing soldiers on the first, and second floor. The fact that the first level of defense for the Hellsing Organization is so weak puzzles me. You know what the problem is, the only one with awesome weapons is Alucard, Walter (former vampire hunter), and Victoria. After all, if Alucard can walk around with a custom 13 millimeter Jackal gun, and Victoria can have a Anti-Freak Canon Uzi, then everyone else in the Hellsing Organization should be strapped to the hilt. Oh well, no one ever think about these things until it’s too late.

Walter and Victoria try to take care of John Valentine and his army of ghouls, and since Alucard is way to cool to deal with that light mess, he sits and waits for Luke. Walter takes care of several ghouls with his magic whip, well, I don’t know what else to call it, it looks like a a very light, transparent whip that will take your head off, so let’s just call it a magic whip. I need to get me one of those , and keep it stashed underneath my car seat, so the next time I get cut off by a driver filled with road rage…………….

Victoria gets into the act when she breaks out with her Uzi and does some serious damage. We also have the luxury of seeing her put that pompous brat John Valentine in a choke-hold while Walter interrogates him. You know John, you talk a lot of crap, and I have yet to see you back it up. Better yet, lets see your brother Luke try to take on Alucard in part 2.

Hellsing Ultimate, Vol. 2

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